Oracle buys the NSA

Wonderful coincidences have been discovered.

The NSA has excellent technological knowledge, especially in the area of storing and processing huge amount of data. And the US government wants to move one step ahead with privatization of state run activities. So the US government and the Oracle corporation have agreed to sell the NSA to Oracle. Oracle will be able to be the leading DB vendor, even with higher prices than today, because of unprecedented technological advances. The NSA will become more efficient when run as part of a private company. And the whole country becomes more efficient, because less lobbying is needed for companies, if they control important organizations directly and not indirectly through the US government. Another important synergy is that additional backups of database will now be available.

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